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What to Expect at a Massage Parlour
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If you’re looking for female companionship, yet calling an escort service is out of your comfort zone, an alternative would be a visit to a massage parlour.  Upon walking in the door, you’ll be greeted by an attendant, who will welcome you and set your mind at ease.  There could be a receptionist, but generally the person at the desk is an attendant as well.  Please keep in mind the laws in your area when going to a massage parlour because there are things you should know before choosing a venue.

Is it illegal to go to a massage parlour? Please be aware that there are laws for what the massage parlours are legally allowed to do.  For example, Cambridge, Ontario massage parlours were busted because the attendants must wear panties and some venues didn’t have licenses.  (In April 2012)

Massage parlour pricing: In most cases, prices are openly displayed, and you decide if you’d like to stay for 30 mins, 45 mins, or an hour. The average price is $40 for a half hour, $60 for 45 minutes, and $80 for an hour.   Some massage parlours charge a “room fee”, which is the same dollar amounts as a “flat fee”.  If you pay a room fee you are also expected to tip the attendant on top of this amount, depending if she’s massaging you topless, or nude, or if you are getting a “nude reverse” (which means you massage the attendant also).    You can also tip more to include “body slides” which means you get a more “full contact” massage, where the lady will lay on you fully or partially and slide around on you. Other massage parlours display a “pay one price” fee, which will be fully inclusive of whatever your massage options are.  Once you have decided how long you’re staying, and picked the girl that you would like, if more than one are available, you will be escorted back into the massage room.

Tipping a massage attendant: The tip amount is generally discussed with the attendant up front, and will vary according to the massage that you want…topless, nude, nude reverse, etc. and will also increase according to the length of time you booked the massage for.  This may vary from $40 to $160 or more, but be sure to know what you’re getting for your money in advance.

Choosing a massage parlour attendant:  You can either choose the attendant who greeted you or ask for someone else.  Whoever is available will come out and you can pick.  If you’ve had a recommendation, call first or go online to check for schedules.  If you don’t fancy anyone it’s ok if you leave.

Once you get in the room:  in the room, you need to pay the attendant of your choice, according to the length of your stay.  If it’s a “room fee” parlour, you pay first, and the lady will leave you while you get undressed, and/or shower, and get comfortable on the table.  At this time also, you would leave your tip amount in clear view for when the attendant returns.  During this time, you will lay face down on the massage table, futon, or bed, with a towel over your butt. The attendant will return shortly, put oil on her hands (or baby powder or you can opt out) and begin your massage.  She will fully massage you from head to toe, while also chatting and being social – unless you don’t feel like chatting.    See article about what not to say or do in a massage [C1] parlour.

The attendant will tell you to“flip over “to have your front side massaged also.  Good attendants will make plenty of eye contact, and be erotic and sensual while massaging.  A lot of teasing, touching, and “accidental” contact will generally occur, building up your state of arousal.  As the end of your allotted time draws near, you will be oiled up, and the attendant will bring you to climax by hand.  She will then gets towels and clean you up, leaving you calm, relaxed, and satisfied in most cases.  You can then jump in the shower to rinse off, during which the lady will generally wash your back for you, since you can’t reach it on your own, she will leave you to dry off and get dressed, and will then escort you back to the lobby (or the back door) so that you can leave.

Other people waiting:  just like using public bathrooms, the general rule of thumb is to not make eye contact, discuss the attendants at this venue or any others, first served first come basis.

Legal:

It is recommended, by us here at BordellosCanada.com, that you know ahead of time that the massage parlour of your choice is legal and licensed.  Municipalities issue a certain number of adult massage licenses, and the majority of parlours are illegal due to a lack of adult license.  BE AWARE so that you aren’t caught with your pants down, so to speak, and end up facing legal charges due to a police raid or bust.


 

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